Gag Stickers for Train Conductors
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect stickers for the train conductors in your life.
Why Gag Stickers for Train Conductors
Train conducting is passenger management meets schedule adherence. You're responsible for hundreds of people and miles of track.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Stickers
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these about delays?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different rail types?
- Commuter, freight, Amtrak - building content.