Gag Stickers for Firefighters
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect stickers for the firefighters in your life.
Why Gag Stickers for Firefighters
Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Stickers
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Helmets that need personality
- Water bottles at the station
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these about other departments?
- We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
- Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
- Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.