Gag Mugs for Car Salespeople
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect mugs for the car salespeople in your life.
Why Gag Mugs for Car Salespeople
Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Mugs
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles on the lot
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Are these about tire kickers?
- Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
- Do you cover different brands?
- Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.