Gag Mousepads for Vet Techs

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect mousepads for the vet techs in your life.

Why Gag Mousepads for Vet Techs

Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Mousepads

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Scrub tops covered in fur
  • Water bottles that survive the day

Get First Access

Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Do you understand vet med?
Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
Are these about difficult pet owners?
Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.