Gag Mousepads for Doctors
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect mousepads for the doctors in your life.
Why Gag Mousepads for Doctors
Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Mousepads
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Stethoscopes that need personality
- Water bottles in the break room
Get First Access
Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about patients?
- Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different medical specialties.