Gag Coasters for Search and Rescue
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect coasters for the search and rescue in your life.
Why Gag Coasters for Search and Rescue
SAR is a special breed. Volunteer hours, brutal conditions, and outcomes that range from miraculous to heartbreaking. You do it anyway because someone has to.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Packs and gear bags
- Water bottles for the field
Get First Access
SAR stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Do you cover different SAR disciplines?
- Mountain, wilderness, water, K9 - we're building collections for all of them.
- Are these about unprepared hikers?
- Some are. Cotton kills, and so does overconfidence.