Gag Coasters for Retail Workers

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect coasters for the retail workers in your life.

Why Gag Coasters for Retail Workers

Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Water bottles on shift
  • Locker room personality

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about Karen encounters?
Some are. We all know the type.
Do you cover different retail types?
Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.