Gag Coasters for Dispatchers
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect coasters for the dispatchers in your life.
Why Gag Coasters for Dispatchers
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.