Gag Coasters for Dental Hygienists

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect coasters for the dental hygienists in your life.

Why Gag Coasters for Dental Hygienists

Dental hygiene is healthcare meets patient education meets endurance sport. You spend your days in mouths, keeping people healthy.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Scrub tops
  • Water bottles

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about cleaning teeth?
Yes. Your daily grind deserves humor.
Do you reference flossing?
Of course. It's your life's mission.