Gag Calendars for Painters
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect calendars for the painters in your life.
Why Gag Calendars for Painters
Painting is precision work that looks easy until you try it. You create clean lines and handle customers who can't decide on colors.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Work clothes with personality
- Water bottles on site
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about color changes?
- Some are. The mid-job change gets mentioned.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different scales, same precision.