Gag Calendars for Financial Advisors

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect calendars for the financial advisors in your life.

Why Gag Calendars for Financial Advisors

Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Office decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about market crashes?
Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
Do you cover different advisor types?
RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.