Gag Calendars for EMTs
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect calendars for the emts in your life.
Why Gag Calendars for EMTs
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
Get First Access
EMT sticker collection in the works. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.