Funny Tote Bags for Warehouse Workers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect tote bags for the warehouse workers in your life.
Why Funny Tote Bags for Warehouse Workers
Warehouse work is physical, fast-paced, and tracked to the second. You're the reason online orders arrive. These stickers honor the grind.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Tote Bags
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Water bottles that survive
- Locker room personality
Get First Access
Warehouse stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Are these about the metrics?
- Some are. We know what it's like to be tracked.
- Do you cover different warehouse types?
- Fulfillment centers, distribution, cold storage - building them all.