Funny Tote Bags for Vet Techs
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect tote bags for the vet techs in your life.
Why Funny Tote Bags for Vet Techs
Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Tote Bags
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Scrub tops covered in fur
- Water bottles that survive the day
Get First Access
Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Do you understand vet med?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'
- Are these about difficult pet owners?
- Some are. Dr. Google and WebMD parents get their own section.