Funny Tote Bags for Search and Rescue
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect tote bags for the search and rescue in your life.
Why Funny Tote Bags for Search and Rescue
SAR is a special breed. Volunteer hours, brutal conditions, and outcomes that range from miraculous to heartbreaking. You do it anyway because someone has to.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Tote Bags
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Packs and gear bags
- Water bottles for the field
Get First Access
SAR stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Do you cover different SAR disciplines?
- Mountain, wilderness, water, K9 - we're building collections for all of them.
- Are these about unprepared hikers?
- Some are. Cotton kills, and so does overconfidence.