Funny Stickers for EMTs
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect stickers for the emts in your life.
Why Funny Stickers for EMTs
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Stickers
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.