Funny Mugs for Appraisers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect mugs for the appraisers in your life.
Why Funny Mugs for Appraisers
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Mugs
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.