Funny Coasters for 911 Operators
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect coasters for the 911 operators in your life.
Why Funny Coasters for 911 Operators
911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Console areas with personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
Get First Access
911 operator stickers in development. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
- Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.
- Do you address the mental health aspect?
- We touch on it with care. Humor that acknowledges the hard parts without minimizing them.