Funny Calendars for Private Investigators
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect calendars for the private investigators in your life.
Why Funny Calendars for Private Investigators
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
Get First Access
Private investigator stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.
- Do you cover different PI specialties?
- Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.