Funny Calendars for Phlebotomists

Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect calendars for the phlebotomists in your life.

Why Funny Calendars for Phlebotomists

Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.

Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges where you want to win
  • Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Tourniquet pouches with style
  • Water bottles for hydration breaks

Get First Access

Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about bad veins?
Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.