Funny Calendars for Butchers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect calendars for the butchers in your life.
Why Funny Calendars for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.