Gifts for Your Boss - Mousepads for Professors

You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.

Why This Works

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • -Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures
  • Gifts for academics
  • Conference badges with flair
  • Office setups

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

Get Mousepads for Professors

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
Are these adjunct-inclusive?
Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.