Gifts for Your Boss - Mousepads for Flight Attendants
You're safety professionals treated like waiters, deal with passengers who won't follow rules, and somehow maintain composure at 35,000 feet.
Why This Works
Flight attending is safety work disguised as hospitality. You handle everything from medical emergencies to drink orders.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Crew bags with personality
- Water bottles for layovers
- Hotel room decor
- Gifts for FAs
- Personal gear
- Layover entertainment
Things to Consider for Your Boss
- *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
- *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
- *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about passengers?
- Some are. The stories are legendary.
- Do you cover different airlines?
- Universal flight attendant humor. All airlines relate.
- Are these uniform appropriate?
- Personal items only. Keep it professional in-flight.
- Can ground crew enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Airline industry solidarity.