Gifts for Your Boss - Calendars for Medical Assistants

You room patients, take vitals, assist with procedures, handle paperwork, and somehow keep the whole office running while being criminally underpaid.

Why This Works

MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Scrub pockets with flair
  • Water bottles at the clinic
  • Badge reels with personality
  • Gifts for MA grads
  • Locker room decor
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you understand what MAs actually do?
Yes. Everything. You do everything.
Are these clinic appropriate?
Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
Do you cover different specialties?
Building collections for different clinic types.
Can LPNs enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Clinical staff solidarity.