Gifts for Your Boss - Calendars for Mechanics

You diagnose problems by sound, fix what customers broke, and somehow don't lose it when they question your estimate.

Why This Works

Mechanics keep the world moving. You deal with impossible deadlines, customers who Googled their symptoms, and vehicles held together by hope. These stickers get shop life.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Toolboxes with personality
  • Shop walls with attitude
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Gifts for new mechanics
  • Personal vehicles with flair
  • Garage setups

Things to Consider for Your Boss

  • *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
  • *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
  • *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)

Get Calendars for Mechanics

Mechanic stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad customers?
Some are about the interactions. All in good fun.
Do you cover auto and diesel?
Yes. Different engines, same mechanical pride.
Are these brand-specific?
Some are. Let us know which makes you want roasted.
Can dealership techs enjoy these?
Absolutely. Dealer and independent - we cover both.