Gifts for Your Boss - Calendars for Corrections Officers
You work where no one wants to be. Keep order in chaos. And deal with situations the public pretends don't exist.
Why This Works
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
- Break room entertainment
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear and bags
- Vehicles with attitude
Things to Consider for Your Boss
- *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
- *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
- *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.
- Do you cover jails and prisons?
- Yes. Different environments, similar challenges.
- Are these appropriate to wear at work?
- Some are, some are off-duty only. We label them.