Gifts for Your Boss - Calendars for Account Executives
You manage deals with 47 stakeholders, navigate procurement processes designed to break you, and somehow close when legal gets involved.
Why This Works
Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Office decor with flair
- Gifts for AEs
- Travel gear
- Personal items
Things to Consider for Your Boss
- *Know your boss's actual sense of humor—some people think 'Reply All' jokes are edgy
- *Keep receipts in case you need to prove it was a 'team gift'
- *Avoid anything that could be interpreted as commentary on their management style (even if accurate)
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long sales cycles?
- Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
- Do you cover different deal sizes?
- SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.
- Are these appropriate for client meetings?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are internal-only.
- Can SEs enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Sales team solidarity.