Gifts for Your Work Bestie - Stickers for Auditors
You find problems nobody wants found, ask questions nobody wants to answer, and somehow stay professional when people hate your presence.
Why This Works
Auditing means being the necessary evil. You protect organizations by finding their weaknesses, and nobody thanks you for it.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work bags with flair
- Gifts for auditors
- Office decor
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Your Work Bestie
- *You can go more personal here—they already know your search history
- *Inside jokes are not just allowed, they're required
- *Consider their exit strategy—will they take this to their next job or is it too incriminating?
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about being unwelcome?
- Some reference the auditor experience. All in good fun.
- Do you cover internal and external?
- Both. Different roles, same skepticism.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are team-only.
- Can compliance enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Control function solidarity.