Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Stickers for EMTs
You run toward chaos, make split-second decisions, and somehow maintain your sense of humor. That takes a special kind of person.
Why This Works
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
- Gear bags with attitude
- Gifts for EMT school graduates
- Station lockers
- Trauma shears cases
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Stickers for EMTs
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.
- Do you have BLS vs ALS jokes?
- We've got humor for both. No gatekeeping here.
- Can I suggest sticker ideas?
- Please do. We want real EMT humor, not Hollywood versions.