Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Posters for Sommeliers
You know wine better than most people know themselves, guide guests through intimidating lists, and somehow don't roll your eyes when they order 'the house red.'
Why This Works
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Locker decor
- Gifts for somms
- Personal gear
- Wine cellar entertainment
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Posters for Sommeliers
Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
- Are these floor appropriate?
- Some are guest-friendly, some are staff-only.
- Can wine enthusiasts enjoy these?
- Anyone who loves wine will relate.