Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Posters for Machinists
You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing.
Why This Works
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
- Gifts for machining grads
- Shop walls with attitude
- Personal gear and vehicles
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
- Are these shop-safe?
- Most are. Some are break-room only.
- Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
- Please do. Machinists have great inside jokes.