Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Posters for Account Executives
You manage deals with 47 stakeholders, navigate procurement processes designed to break you, and somehow close when legal gets involved.
Why This Works
Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Office decor with flair
- Gifts for AEs
- Travel gear
- Personal items
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long sales cycles?
- Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.
- Do you cover different deal sizes?
- SMB, mid-market, enterprise - building content.
- Are these appropriate for client meetings?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are internal-only.
- Can SEs enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Sales team solidarity.