Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Mousepads for Doctors
You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.
Why This Works
Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Stethoscopes that need personality
- Water bottles in the break room
- Laptops full of charts
- Gifts for medical school survivors
- Office walls with humor
- Locker room entertainment
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Mousepads for Doctors
Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about patients?
- Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different medical specialties.
- Are these appropriate for the office?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
- Can residents enjoy these?
- Especially residents. You need the humor most.