Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Coasters for Professors
You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.
Why This Works
Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Office doors with personality
- Laptops full of research
- Water bottles in lectures
- Gifts for academics
- Conference badges with flair
- Office setups
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Coasters for Professors
Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
- Do you cover different disciplines?
- Building collections for different academic fields.
- Are these adjunct-inclusive?
- Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
- Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
- Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.