Gifts for Interns - Stickers for Lawyers

You argue for a living, track your life in 6-minute increments, and somehow explain legal concepts to people who just want to know if they're screwed.

Why This Works

Law is pressure, precision, and politics all at once. You carry client problems, meet impossible deadlines, and deal with people on their worst days.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Laptops full of documents
  • Water bottles during depositions
  • Office decor with attitude
  • Gifts for new associates
  • Briefcases with personality
  • Break room entertainment

Things to Consider for Interns

  • *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
  • *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
  • *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever

Get Stickers for Lawyers

Lawyer sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. Attorney-client privilege not included.
Do you cover different practice areas?
Criminal, civil, corporate, family - building collections.
Are these appropriate for court?
Some are subtle enough. Some are chambers-only.
Can law students enjoy these?
Especially law students. You need the humor early.