Gifts for Interns - Posters for Security Guards
You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts.
Why This Works
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
- Locker decor
- Gifts for guards
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Interns
- *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
- *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
- *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.
- Are these uniform appropriate?
- Personal items only. Stay professional on duty.
- Can supervisors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Security team solidarity.