Gifts for Interns - Mugs for Lab Techs

You run the tests that determine treatment. Work in a basement no one visits. And somehow stay calm when doctors need results 'stat' for the fifth time today.

Why This Works

Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

What You Get

  • -Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • -Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • -11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • -Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Lab coats that need flair
  • Water bottles in the break room
  • Centrifuges that need labeling
  • Gifts for MLT graduates
  • Lockers in the basement
  • Personal gear with attitude

Things to Consider for Interns

  • *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
  • *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
  • *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever

Get Mugs for Lab Techs

Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you know what lab techs actually do?
Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
Are these stickers lab-safe?
They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.
Do you have microbiology specific stickers?
We're building specialty collections. Let us know what areas you want to see.
Can I suggest specimen-related humor?
Please do. The weirder the better. We've heard stories.