Gifts for Interns - Mousepads for Baristas

You make drinks with 47 modifications, spell names wrong on purpose (or not), and somehow maintain energy while running on fumes.

Why This Works

Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • -Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Personal tumblers with attitude
  • Apron pins and flair
  • Lockers in back
  • Gifts for coffee workers
  • Phone cases and gear
  • Home coffee setups

Things to Consider for Interns

  • *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
  • *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
  • *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever

Get Mousepads for Baristas

Barista stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult orders?
Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.
Do you cover indie and chain shops?
Yes. Different vibes, same barista struggles.
Are these about corporate coffee?
Some reference the realities. No specific brand bashing.
Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
Please do. Secret menu survivors welcome.