Gifts for Interns - Calendars for Financial Advisors

You manage people's life savings, calm them when markets crash, and somehow explain why they shouldn't panic sell at the worst time.

Why This Works

Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Office decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings
  • Laptops with flair
  • Gifts for advisors
  • Client meeting rooms
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Interns

  • *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
  • *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
  • *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about market crashes?
Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
Do you cover different advisor types?
RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are office-only.
Can CFPs enjoy these?
Absolutely. All financial professionals welcome.