Gifts for Interns - Calendars for Developers

You turn caffeine into code, debug problems that shouldn't exist, and somehow explain technical debt to people who just want features.

Why This Works

Development is creative problem-solving with impossible deadlines. You're expected to estimate work accurately while requirements change daily. These stickers understand.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Laptops covered in stickers
  • Monitor setups with flair
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Gifts for developers
  • Home office personality
  • Conference swag

Things to Consider for Interns

  • *They're poor—gift cards are genuinely appreciated, not tacky
  • *Remember: whatever you give might end up on their social media
  • *Make it useful for their next step—they're not staying forever

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these language-specific?
Some are. Building collections for different stacks.
Are these about product managers?
Some reference the developer-PM dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover frontend and backend?
Yes. Full stack frustration included.
Can I suggest framework-specific jokes?
Please do. JavaScript frameworks alone could fill a collection.