Gifts for Coworkers - Stickers for Carpenters

You build things that last, measure twice and cut once, and somehow explain why 'just make it work' isn't how wood works.

Why This Works

Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Gifts for carpenters
  • Tool boxes
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Coworkers

  • *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
  • *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
  • *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection

Get Stickers for Carpenters

Carpenter stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about measurements?
Some are. Precision matters.
Do you cover different carpentry types?
Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.
Are these site appropriate?
Most are. Some are shop-only.
Can woodworkers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Wood craft solidarity.