Gifts for Coworkers - Coasters for Butchers

You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.

Why This Works

Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • -Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • -Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • -3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • -Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Tool storage
  • Gifts for butchers
  • Personal gear
  • Shop decor

Things to Consider for Coworkers

  • *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
  • *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
  • *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection

Get Coasters for Butchers

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about explaining cuts?
Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
Do you cover different butcher types?
Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
Are these counter appropriate?
Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
Can meat department staff enjoy these?
Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.