Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Sommeliers
You know wine better than most people know themselves, guide guests through intimidating lists, and somehow don't roll your eyes when they order 'the house red.'
Why This Works
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Locker decor
- Gifts for somms
- Personal gear
- Wine cellar entertainment
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
- Are these floor appropriate?
- Some are guest-friendly, some are staff-only.
- Can wine enthusiasts enjoy these?
- Anyone who loves wine will relate.