Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Police Officers
You deal with the worst moments of people's lives, write reports about things that shouldn't be real, and somehow maintain your sense of humor.
Why This Works
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Gifts for academy graduates
- Personal gear with attitude
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
Get Calendars for Police Officers
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.
- Do you have specialty unit stickers?
- We're building collections for different assignments. Let us know what you want to see.
- Can dispatchers enjoy these?
- We have separate collections but there's definitely overlap in the humor.