Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Car Salespeople
You work every weekend, deal with customers who've researched for months, and somehow close deals when they 'just want to look.'
Why This Works
Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles on the lot
- Personal items with flair
- Gifts for sales staff
- Office supplies
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about tire kickers?
- Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
- Do you cover different brands?
- Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.
- Are these showroom appropriate?
- Some are, some are office-only.
- Can F&I enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Dealership team solidarity.