Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Baristas

You make drinks with 47 modifications, spell names wrong on purpose (or not), and somehow maintain energy while running on fumes.

Why This Works

Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Personal tumblers with attitude
  • Apron pins and flair
  • Lockers in back
  • Gifts for coffee workers
  • Phone cases and gear
  • Home coffee setups

Things to Consider for Coworkers

  • *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
  • *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
  • *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection

Get Calendars for Baristas

Barista stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult orders?
Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.
Do you cover indie and chain shops?
Yes. Different vibes, same barista struggles.
Are these about corporate coffee?
Some reference the realities. No specific brand bashing.
Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
Please do. Secret menu survivors welcome.