Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Accountants

You speak in spreadsheets, dream in formulas, and explain the same concepts to people who refuse to understand budgets. Tax season is your Super Bowl.

Why This Works

Accountants are the unsung heroes of every organization. You catch the mistakes, balance the books, and somehow get blamed when budgets don't magically increase. We see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Calculator covers with style
  • Laptops full of spreadsheets
  • Water bottles during tax season
  • Gifts for CPA exam survivors
  • Office desk personality
  • Home office setups

Things to Consider for Coworkers

  • *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
  • *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
  • *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection

Get Calendars for Accountants

Accountant stickers in the works. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about being boring?
No. These are about the actual job - which is way more interesting than people think.
Do you have tax season specific stickers?
Absolutely. The busy season gets its own collection.
Are these for public or private accounting?
Both. Big 4, industry, solo practice - we cover it all.
Can finance people enjoy these too?
Yes. Anyone who speaks spreadsheet will relate.