Gifts for Clients - Posters for Professors

You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.

Why This Works

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

What You Get

  • -Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • -Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • -Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • -Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures
  • Gifts for academics
  • Conference badges with flair
  • Office setups

Things to Consider for Clients

  • *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
  • *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
  • *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org

Get Posters for Professors

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
Are these adjunct-inclusive?
Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.