Gifts for Clients - Mousepads for DMV Workers

You explain the same forms a thousand times, stay calm when people forgot their documents, and somehow maintain professionalism through the frustration.

Why This Works

DMV work is public service at its most challenging. Everyone's already in a bad mood when they arrive. You deal with it all. These stickers see you.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • -Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Water bottles at the window
  • Desk area personality
  • Personal items with flair
  • Gifts for DMV staff
  • Break room lockers
  • Office supplies

Things to Consider for Clients

  • *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
  • *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
  • *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org

Get Mousepads for DMV Workers

DMV worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about long lines?
Some reference the challenges. From the worker perspective.
Are these making fun of DMV workers?
No. These are FOR DMV workers, not about them.
Do you cover different DMV roles?
Window, driving tests, back office - building content.
Can other government workers enjoy these?
Some overlap with public-facing government work.