Gifts for Clients - Desk Plates for Bartenders
You're part therapist, part chemist, part bouncer. You remember orders, faces, and which regulars to avoid - all while looking effortlessly cool.
Why This Works
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for bartenders
- Personal gear and bags
- Home bar setups
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
Get Desk Plates for Bartenders
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
- Are these tip jar appropriate?
- Some might actually help with tips. We're testing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Long Island Iced Tea orderers have it coming.